Local man in crop top and skull helmet throws skeleton arms at pigs on horseback while eating an entire bowl of fried rice
Dirty blond, sky blue eyes!
5'5", 145 lb
Covered in battle scars. Left hand has an iridescent triforce tattoo. Very Pretty. Selective mutism, prefers sign language & speaks in blunt phrases.
15 Second Summary
Bruh wakes up with no memories and is like "aight" and roves around enthusiastically devouring everything about the world, whether it's combat, recipes, or fleecing fools who only want him for his looks for their sick boots
Beach Babe - an inflatable beach ball, a bikini, a fishing rod, a jar of worms, two cement bricks
He'll have a hipster wardrobe in no time
Abilities & Permissions
He has all the BOTW items and abilities, nerfed reasonably. He can also turn into a dog due to soul fuckery.
NOTE: It's totally okay to recognize Link in a meta sense if you like!
Link is a very old soul - thousands of years old - with a hardcore curse on it, embedded in a three-way reincarnation loop. He is very magical, & an exceptional vessel for power. The Master Sword, which he will keep at home, is bound to his soul (and has its OWN soul, in stasis). Though the burden of his destiny can be disturbing and heavy on a deep read, those with supernatural senses tend to get a good feeling from him otherwise. He's A PURE, ROWDY BOY.